WEEK 11 RECAP

Good evening ladies and germs, welcome to the week 11 recap. We are getting so close to the playoffs and I'm sure many of us can practically taste the victory! Week 11 was full of ups and downs as four teams in our league had 20 bonus points from volleyball victory (BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW.  KILL!  KILL!  KILL!). But now, for a civilized touch, we bring you the recap, told this week in haiku form, because, of course:

1. DC Khaleesi (8-3)

Peyton was human

Luckily in fantasy

There is Allison

2. Think Like a Manning (7-4)

Is Nick Foles for realz?

Marshawn was the team’s Lynch pin

Surprise bonus points!

3. Bukkickers (7-4)

C. Johnson scored big

R. Rice finally showed up

So close to second!

4. Love Me Harbaughs (7-4)

Fleener, Stanford proud

But the biggest crush is still

Glennon to Jackson

5. Double Ent-Andres (6-5)

Trade deadline is nigh

Dirty trades are Jon’s Forte

It never gets old

6. Crannogmen (6-5)

With fiancee gone

Mad volleyball skills surpassed

Relationship bliss

7. Tebow’s Tingle (6-5)

Seattle crushed it

Bonus points carried the team

Nine-tenths of a point!

8. Sunday Funday (6-5)

RGIII played well

Redskin is still offensive

Some things never change

9. TEAM(youbetta)TWERK (6-5)

Victory was sweet

For a minute. Just until

It was snatched away

10. Touchdown Yeezus (4-7)

Playoff hopes are grim

Third loss due to bonus points

Who made these dumb rules?

11. Lightning McCoy (2-9)

She’s the real McCoy

Playoff runs could be ended

By this revived team

12. 50ShadesofRay(Lewis) (1-10)

Don’t set your lineup

You’re doing such a great job

Letting us all win

Due to the holidays, there won't be a scavenger hunt for bonus points, but if you dress up as a pilgrim or indian (native american) for Stress-Free Thanksgiving, you’ll get 5 bonus points for this week! Photos will be accepted for those who can’t attend.